National Piss Off Skyres Month

Nikki and I are writers as shown by our other blogs. One day I wrote something on a character that was very much like me, so we decided that May was national piss off Skyres month.

I told Skyres that we need to have a parade or something, but she didn't agree.

And this was about a year ago (or as my Ipod tells me it was 366 days ago). Now I have proven that this is the month everyone wants to piss me off, starting with my mom putting me in a swimming class where the exam for it will be the weekend before school exams! Then my careers teacher made us interview someone and write a huge case study on it. Then today my math teacher gave us a test (which was easy) but the last question was impossible to do. You kept getting decimals when they weren't needed or supposed to be there. Ahhhhhhh! I hate math some time.

Poor Sky! Decimals are pure evil. Their whole purpose is to make things way more complicated than they need to be!
Since math happened today and took me twice as long to finish because of that question I got to music class late (Nikki and I share this class). There she was freaking out because she saw me this morning and then I wasn't not there. When I finally got there she said:
I was like where is she? Is she dead? or Did she get sick?

I was also worried that she had been kidnapped or was bleeding out in an alley somewhere. I was about to have a nervous breakdown.

Then to cheer me up she wanted to make me a flag, and I was like "Nikki make a flag when I am happy". She said they we don't have a national happy Skyres month so she had to do it for national piss off Skyres month.

My current design involves Skyres being hit by lightning while a tornado swirls in the background and evil decimals try to set her on fire.
-Skyres bye everyone
(Don't piss me off this month)

Welcome

Welcome one and all, young and old, to our soon to be world famous blog. As you can see, this blog hasn't been named yet, but we'll get to that eventually. As in when we decide on one.

First I want to explain what this blog is about. My friend Skyres and I enjoy randomly ranting about anything and everything. We have some very strong opinions, and we often voice them in hilarious ways. We thought it would be fun to make a blog so we could share our rants with the world.

Here's how it works: I'll write a post about something, and then Skyres will go through and write her thoughts in italics. For example:

I love monkeys.

I thought you love purple flying monkeys!

Google has the solution to everything.
What are you doing?
I am google searching interesting blog names!
Wait I have to write this down!

See, fun! I just created this blog and I haven't added Skyres as an author yet, so you'll have to wait a while for us to post a rant. Until then you can check out Skyres's other blog, Writers Den, or my blogs, Author in Training and Completely Me.

Laterz! Bye!